Grab these 20 bizarre pieces of Kamala Harris merch before she destroys Trump in November

Why support Kamala Harris’ historic candidacy with the same old boring bumper stickers and coffee mugs? These pieces of Harris merch will show your support with style.

There are only 38 days left until the election. So now’s the time to grab yourself some Harris merch so everyone knows you’re supporting her historic candidacy and not the twice-impeached convicted felon.

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If you’re anything like lesbian singer Chappell Roan, you may have trouble pronouncing the Democratic nominee’s first name. This $32 shirt sounds it out phonetically… though you could always just call her Madam Vice President.

Saint Kamala Harris (Patron Saint of Cool Aunts) Prayer Candle

Etsy.com Saint Kamala Harris (Patron Saint of Cool Aunts) Prayer Candle

Enjoy a little sacrilegious fun by worshipping Harris instead of the Virgin Mary or one of the other 10,000 saints recognized by the Roman Catholic Church. Just remember to extinguish the flame when you’re done asking Saint Harris to make you cool.

Floral Ulla Johnson Our Bodies Our Vote Hoodie

Floral Ulla Johnson Our Bodies Our Vote Hoodie

Florals in womenswear? Groundbreaking. No, but truly the only Harris merch from the campaign’s “Designers for Democracy” collection that displays the name of Harris’ running mate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz. It also has “Our Bodies” and “Our Vote” written on the right and left sleeves, just in case you want to remind people why you’re Team Harris.

Team Harris-Walz Crew Socks

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This bit of Harris merch will knock your socks on! They’re only $25 (that a just a mere $12.50 per foot), and they’re the perfect bedroom attire for those who like their politics a little personal.

Felines Not Felons Yard Sign

Etsy.com Felines Not Felons Yard Sign

This colorful, cartoonish bit of Harris merch envisions Rosie the Riveter – the iconic depiction of a female factory worker during World War II — as a cat (because of Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance’s comment about “childless cat ladies” running the Democratic Party). Let’s hope some childless cat ladies ruin Vance’s party.

Charli XCX Brat Lime Green Tee

Etsy.com Charli XCX Brat Lime Green Tee

Relive Kamala’s “brat summer” with this iconic lime green t-shirt styled after the “Brat” album cover from British musician Charli XCX. The musician was one of the first to endorse Harris, proclaiming “kamala IS brat” — something that Harris ran with to the delight of Gen-Zers everywhere.

Harris-Walz flag

Etsy.com Harris-Walz flag

If Trump supporters can be all annoying and weird by flying their red, white, and blue Trump flags in public, why can’t we? This bit of Harris merch is perfect for carrying around the grocery store, flying from the back of your hybrid vehicle, or just bringing to your local counterprotest.

Gabriela Hearst Baseball Cap

store.kamalaharris.com Gabriela Hearst Baseball Cap

Even though it’s roughly the same colors as one of the so-called “Straight Pride” flags (ugh), this Harris merch is stylish. So stylish, in fact, that it doesn’t even mention her name.

Harris-Walz Onesie

store.kamalaharris.com Harris-Walz Onesie

It’s never too early to start politically indoctrinating your infant into the Democrat cult. Your baby may not be old enough to vote, but you wouldn’t want strangers assuming that your offspring would support Trump… would you?

Harris-Walz Debate Bingo Cards

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While Trump is busy hawking overpriced sneakers, watches, cryptocurrency, and NFTs, Harris has an entire section of her website that offers digital downloads for free. If you don’t want the printable Harris-Walz coloring pages or the official recipe to Tim Walz Hotdish, you can always print off these free debate bingo cards — they’ll certainly make listening to the Republican candidates more bearable.

Throwback Doug Tee

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Before Doug Emhoff became Second Gentleman, he was a handsome lil’ bastid with scruffy facial hair and a love of Laguna Beach. This is definitely the Harris merch to buy if you wanna low-key convey your secret boy crush on Harris’ hubby.

Harris PRIDE Tee

store.kamalaharris.com Harris PRIDE Tee

Instead of selling the iconic oversized denim jacket bedazzled with rainbow rhinestones that Harris wore at San Francisco Pride in 2019, her campaign is cruelly selling a plain white t-shirt with an image of her wearing that jacket, just so everyone can know how much more stylish she is than you. (The actual jacket retails for anywhere from $180 to $320 online — fashion ain’t cheap!)

Harris-Walz Embroidered Camo Hat

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Whether you’re having a Brat Summer or Midwest Princess Fall, it looks like the Harris-Walz election season is paying attention. The campaign reportedly sold “a million dollars worth of hats” in 24 hours after releasing a new item that fans online have pointed out resembles Chappell Roan’s iconic ‘Midwest Princess’ merch. Now officially the Harris-Walz team hasn’t revealed their inspo behind the new merch, but it’s in line with the Gen Z-savvy, summer obsessions. #brat #chappellroan #boniver #kamalaharris #election2024 #fyp #midwestprincess @Alex Wagner Tonight

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This hat was so popular that it sold out within 30 minutes of going on sale. Some eagle-eyed supporters noticed that it resembled the camouflage hat that Walz wore when Harris called him to be her running mate. Others noted it looks a lot like the camouflage “Midwest Princess” baseball cap being sold as merch for lesbian singer Chapell Roan’s “Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess Tour.” We just hope it becomes the antithesis of those god-awful red MAGA caps.

9-pack Vote Blue Decal Stickers

Etsy.com 9-pack Vote Blue Decal Stickers

Decorate your Republican neighbor’s bathroom or car with these colorful and clever stickers. Their clever slogans make them a mischievous bit of Harris merch, perfect for misuse.

Kamala Harris Rhinestone Crystals Adjustable Hat

Etsy.com Kamala Harris Rhinestone Crystals Adjustable Hat

Forget that other hat — what do you even need a camo hat for? (Unless you actually hunt like Walz does.) Instead, bling TF out and blind your friends with this dazzling cap featuring a bastardized version of the American flag. The blue part of the flag isn’t supposed to have flags, but we like rhinestones so much that we’ll allow it.

Harris-Walz Vote Vehicle Magnet

Etsy.com Harris-Walz Vote Vehicle Magnet

Why express one reason for voting for Harris and Walz when you can express four simultaneously? Whether you’re looking to protect books, Black lives, reproductive rights, or the queers, this bit of Harris merch will show you’re no single-issue voter.

Tim Walz Signature Tee

store.kamalaharris.com Tim Walz Signature Tee

Learn how to forge Walz’s signature using this bit of Harris merch as a template. Soon his identity will be yours, which sounds pretty great considering his high popularity rating.

Harris-Walz Friendship Bracelets

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Friends don’t let friends vote Republican! These matching bracelets are somewhat similar to the ones that Taylor Swift fans share at her concerts… except way less colorful and cool.

Oh well, at least this bit of Harris merch is “100% made in America with clay from Ohio, elastic bands from Rhode Island, threads from Oklahoma, packaging from California, and kiln ovens from New York.” We bet the Swifties’ bracelets were just made in China!

Together, We Will Defeat Trump Again Tee

store.kamalaharris.com Together, We Will Defeat Trump Again Tee

What better way to tick off Trump and his supporters than by wearing a shirt that reminds them that, despite their delusions to the contrary, he actually lost the last election. You know it’s quality Harris merch when it doubles as troll bait.

Harris Walz 2024 Yard Sign

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For those who like their yard signs really serious, this rainbow-colored sign in an old-timey all-caps font is perfect for conveying your hometown queerness and folksy awareness of the many forms of injustice still plaguing our country. Its varying font sizes will also have strangers squinting their eyes and spending at least a minute trying to read the sign while you wonder whether the agree with its message or not.

Harris merch… get it while it’s hot!

If Harris wins, this Harris merch will become a beloved keepsake of how you supported her historic candidacy before she made it big. And if she loses… well, some of them seem like they’d absorb tears pretty well.

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